In this one-day-late Halloween episode we talk about why the University of Washington's football team seems to always lose to Cal, why Chris Petersen has massively mismanaged the roster and how we all saw this coming because it doesn't take a genius to understand how to manage numbers. We rail on white people, the ridiculous claims of Pete and Co. about how they manage offers and recruiting and then have a serious man-cry. The good news is that you probably got a shoutout and Coker's haiku is on point.